i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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