You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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