chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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