NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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