Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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