he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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