I'm really into asian looking animals
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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