what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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