wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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