we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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