She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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