I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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