Midget sex pt 2 tonight
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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