Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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