Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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