i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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