well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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