i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Dicks are not precious.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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