So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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