Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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