dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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