Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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