i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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