Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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