what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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