And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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