Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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