3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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