Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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