Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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