Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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