I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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