He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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