Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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