you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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