can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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