I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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