Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You took a bar mat shot.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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