dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I'm passing your future prison.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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