Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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