Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
