The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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