Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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