Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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