Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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