Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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