i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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