A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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