Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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