I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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