it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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